the whopper

Durring semitraditional missionary sex a man can force his ballsack into a womans asshole. If the balls emerge from the dark hole covered in a brownish hue the whopper has been preformed.

I kicked it up a notch last night by giving Sally the whopper

by Rooster, The May 1, 2006

The Whopper

The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.

Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.

by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007

The Whopper Whopper

When you are so hungry you order from
hungry jacks, you order a large whopper meal with a shake - instead of eating your whopper meal you unwrap the packaging put your cock in the thickshake and proceed to fuck the whopper.

Bro: You smashed that feed
Me:I was so hungry last night I ordered the Whopper Whopper.

by Cheeky Cheugs November 26, 2019

The Sloppy Whopper

When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.

i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!

by stan harris March 28, 2007

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese

this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.

John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

The Big Whopper

A HUGE ass lie. The Smack Daddy Grand Mo'fo of ALL lies! You can't tell a lie bigger than "The Big Whopper", and there is only one way to redeem yourself if you tell "The Big Whopper" : start checking people's Amazon.com wish lists, and get out your credit card.

Uh oh. You told The Big Whopper. You're up shit's creek now, Bobo!

by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004