the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 03, 2004

the Walrus

Something that is stupid and hilarious at the same time; something whose funniness actually stems from its very stupidity.

The movie "Kung Pow Enter The Fist" is the walrus.

by Kleenexwoman November 18, 2003

The Walrus

Paul McCartney is this.

The Walrus was Paul

by Hompsar March 11, 2004

walrus

When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus

She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.

by Jeff & Brandon December 31, 2002

Walrus

To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.

I just did the walrus on Timmy last night.

by DMJohnson January 01, 2015

Walrus

the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks

hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs

Trey, go and walrus

Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video

by The wild docker (GARRETT) December 13, 2010

walrus

to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.

Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?"
Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?"
Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!"
Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?"
Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now!
Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"

by Eye Vanna Humpalot May 29, 2010