The Tom Brady

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"

Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!

by npmarko November 23, 2011

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017

The Tom Brady

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

Javi is about to the Tom Brady

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.

Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!

by isuCkATspeLiNG February 16, 2021

The Tom Brady effect

When your significant other expects you of cheating (even though you didn't) and they are so sure of it (even with no evidence) that they take any chance they can to destroy your good name

Guy: *meets girl* *attempts to take to girl*
Girl: aren't you Richard? Didn't you date Madison?
Guy: yeah
Girl: don't talk to me she told me you cheated
Guy: I didn't do anything!
Girl: why would she say that
Guy:The Tom Brady effect

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Tom Brady and the Bratriots

Tom Brady is so good, they renamed the team from the "New England Patriots" to the " New England Bratriots"

TOM BRADY AND THE BRATRIOTS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

by Sir Thomas Edison II September 20, 2010