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The Tom Brady 

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.
"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"
The Tom Brady by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017

The Tom Brady 

When you already have 5 wifes and you're about to get wife number 6, but then you loose her.

The Tom Brady 

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son
Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it
The Tom Brady by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

The Tom Brady Special

Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.
Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!

The Tom Brady effect 

When your significant other expects you of cheating (even though you didn't) and they are so sure of it (even with no evidence) that they take any chance they can to destroy your good name
Guy: *meets girl* *attempts to take to girl*
Girl: aren't you Richard? Didn't you date Madison?
Guy: yeah
Girl: don't talk to me she told me you cheated
Guy: I didn't do anything!
Girl: why would she say that
Guy:The Tom Brady effect
The Tom Brady effect by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Tom Brady and the Bratriots

Tom Brady is so good, they renamed the team from the "New England Patriots" to the " New England Bratriots"
TOM BRADY AND THE BRATRIOTS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!