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the Toasty Tortoise
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Where you put a girl head-first into a
sleeping bag
and then
fuck her in the ass
.
I used to hate camping, until I gave
Rachael
the Toasty Tortoise at
the lake
last weekend
.
by
ThaneOfCawdor
June 28, 2009
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