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the shape of water 

A movie by Guillermo Del Toro, that contrary to popular belief, is not a charming documentary about lakes and other bodies of water, but about fish-monster/human sex.
Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.
the shape of water by jeh21 March 12, 2018

The Shape Of Punk To Come 

Final album released by harcore heroes Refused.
Unfortunatley,The Shape Of Punk To Come was NOT the shape of punk to come,more the shape of post-hardcore to come.
If everybody had bought Refused instead of Good Charlotte we would live in a better world right now.
Or at least the music would be better.
And I wouldn't have to listen to the all american rejects every time I turn on MTV.
In fact,if Refused had got their way,there wouldn't even BE an MTV any more.
"Holy crap,have you heard The Shape Of Punk To Come?"
"Yes. It's was so good,I was cumming out of my ears."

the shape ae a table 

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.
'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

The Shape Sorter 

When someone inserts a variety of hollow shapes into their anus and holds it there. Their partner then has to guess the correct shapes dildo to achieve anal penetration
Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

The Colour and the Shape

A masterpiece created by Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. With flawless and amazing songs like Everlong, My Hero, Monkey Wrench, and Hey, Johnny Park!
This is a great CD, great from track 1 to 12.