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the schultz

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones
megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.
by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009
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On-The-Schultz

Hush, Secret, Quiet, No Disclosure, Confidential
Please keep this conversation "on-the-schultz".
by Cure4PAIN August 16, 2006
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the schulte

The act of inserting a tube into the anus and ciphering out boo boo soup
Man jimmy jons threw up after trying the schulte on his boyfriend
by haagenz March 26, 2011
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The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.
by CB May 20, 2003
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The Shultzie

Ingredients

2 oz.bourbon
.5 oz.Grand Marnier®
several dash bitters
1 maraschino cherry

Directions

Served on the rocks with a cherry. Add orange slice or use another kind of whiskey if you wish. Take care to spell the name correctly; if you spell it with a 'c' it won't taste nearly as good!
Quiero bebir una The Shultzie, porque es muy deliciosa.
by Vitalic February 24, 2014
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The Shultzie

Ingredients

2 oz.bourbon
.5 oz.Grand Marnier®
several dashes bitters
1 maraschino cherry

Directions

Served on the rocks with a cherry. Add orange slice or use another kind of whiskey if you wish. Take care to spell the name correctly; if you spell it with a 'c' it won't taste nearly as good!
I would like to drink The Shultzie, because it is very delicious.
by Vitalic February 19, 2014
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schulz the beer

To show up at a party with beer, drink someone else's beer and take yours home with you.
Hey, watch Big Jim or he'll schulz the beer and we'll be thirsty tomorrow.
by TheBrewGuy February 9, 2010
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