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The ruler

by terique{{~-~}} May 8, 2023
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The Ruler

When a man takes an old wooden ruler, and smacks his girl on the ass such that the protruding/indented inch marks on the ruler are imprinted to the girl's ass. Then the man measure's his cock on the ass imprint (before fucking the girl) while she looks in a mirror, so she can see exactly how much she's going to get and prepare accordingly.
Use in a sentence: She asked me how big I was and I replied, "bend over and I'll give you The Ruler."
by stikya July 25, 2011
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Pulling out the Ruler

When you are in a heated debate with someone else and there seems to be no end in sight. To end this altercation between two bro's. This refers to the measurements of the male penis, but in contest form.
Mike: What are you saying? Obama's a great president.

Joe: No he's not he is terrible and isn't getting anywhere with our economy.

Mike: okay let's start Pulling out the Ruler.
by Glotfelty November 10, 2010
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flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.
"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."
by MacyLynn October 2, 2011
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Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 12, 2018
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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022
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The Toilet Ruler

A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.

This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"

Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
by chillsaster November 21, 2010
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