the printer

the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

the printer by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

The Printer Dance 

The boogie your printer projects while printing your documents. This "dance" or "shake" is often achieved to its utmost potential when your printer is on Microsoft Word's Fast Draft print setting. Also, a play on Men Without Hats best-selling single "The Safety Dance".

"Yo Gerard, I totally caught my printer doing the printer dance today when I was printing my 26 page research paper. It kinda looked like your mom last night at the club! lolz."

The Printer Dance by Trapper Schoepp April 4, 2009

I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer

"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"

I Do Not See The Printer by CousinDater October 6, 2020

Give The Printer Some Ink 

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

Give The Printer Some Ink by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

i put it in the printer 

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

i put it in the printer by gordontuous November 14, 2022

The 3D Printer Manouver 

When you heat the tip of your penis with a kettle, you cum and shit yourself at the same time, therefore using that steamy cum as glue for 3d printed sculptures.

"I 3d printed a model of my mom last night, painful but worth it....." the 3d printer manouver

The 3D Printer Manouver by youdontwannaknow222 February 21, 2024

to have the painters in 

to be cycling menstrually

HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

to have the painters in by granny-o July 3, 2003