The Nozzle

A machine that you should not look away from during calibration.

Please do not look away from......The Nozzle

by keyslayer101 December 7, 2010

guzzle the nozzle

To suck someone's dick viciously.

Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!

by glxwsquid June 10, 2023

Nuzzle the Nozzle

Felatio, blow job

She liked to go down and "Nuzzle the Nozzle"

by OFTG September 1, 2013

spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.

Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."

by euphemismo August 20, 2013

whacking the nozzle against the pump

Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank

Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.

by Dycokac February 12, 2019

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.

Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."

by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005

shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005