A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
by Stinky July 19, 2003
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by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017
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Get the the muffin man mug.A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
by Juke McKones May 29, 2011
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by Teh Muffin Man May 4, 2004
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