police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
Get the the laws mug.1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
by smellls November 6, 2011
Get the The Laws of Hipsterism mug.by Sexydimma July 7, 2021
Get the Spirit of the Laws mug.The most radical extension, proposing that the fundamental laws of physics themselves (like gravity or quantum mechanics) might be products of these cognitive biases on a cosmic, human scale. It's the idea that we have looked into the universe's raw, potentially chaotic or computationally irreducible processes and, in our need for comprehension, imposed a story of neat, mathematical, causal "laws." The order we worship may be the ultimate face we've seen in the cosmic static.
Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory Example: This mind-bending theory asks: What if F=ma or E=mc² are not discovered truths about reality's fabric, but are like seeing a face on Mars? They are the immensely useful, predictive, and consistent patterns that our particular form of intelligence, evolved on a middling planet, is able to project onto a universe whose true nature might be patternless, lawless, or governed by logic utterly alien to us. Our physics, in this view, is a spectacular, productive, and possibly species-specific pareidolia.
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Get the Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory mug.1. There is always 'later'.
2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.
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2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.
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You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015
Get the The Three Laws of Procrastination mug.10. If you find yourself alone in a house, hospital, city, or underground complex, you're going to die.
9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.
8. No violence, no fun.
7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.
6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.
5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.
4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.
3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.
2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.
1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
9. If you can't find your teammates, they're dead.
8. No violence, no fun.
7. If you have a gun, there is something that wants to get shot.
6. If that something isn't human, it only makes the situation more enjoyable.
5. There are no ugly girls, especially if you're playing as one.
4. It isn't dead if it's still in one piece.
3. The thing you want to find is always on the other side of the map.
2. It takes more skill and talent to play a plastic guitar than a wooden one.
1. Despite how good you are, there is always someone better.
by the man who LOST THE GAME January 15, 2009
Get the The 10 Laws of Video Games mug.The Neoremberg Laws are the exact carbon copy of its infamous predecessor but applied in Quebec Canada in 2023 instead of Nazi Germany in 1933.
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