The Lasagna

When your fucking your girlfreind when shes on her period and before you cum you pullout put the blood in your hand and cum on it. Then you slap her in the face with the bloody cum (lasagna)

i fed that bitch the lasagna

by cum dumpster_08 January 20, 2009

Titty fuck the lasagna

A way of saying "I love you" in italian

Babe, titty fuck the lasagna

by GeraldtheHerald2012 February 28, 2019

Titty fuck the lasagna

To perform a task in a chaotic manner but still get the job done

We're gonna have to titty fuck the lasagna on this one guys

by Ghoaste January 29, 2023

Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.

Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.

by Benobledark December 15, 2007

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020

but me when the if lasagna

me when lasagna= :D
me when no lasagna= :l

but me when the if lasagna

by willlikespancakes October 8, 2020