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Caught By The Klan

When you get chased by a squad into a forested area in COD Warzone, and get murdered.
Run! RUN! Fuck bro you just got caught by the klan!

The Ku Klux Klan

A flock of walking toilet paper rolls. The tip is even folded nicely, for a classy touch.
Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!

Knights of the Ku Klux Klan 

Robert: I’m joining the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Damian: When did I ask?
Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)

frosty the klansman 

A snow man who happens to be a "n****r hating fool, and is reported to have a dick for an ass and an ass for a dick.
Hey brocifer, did you hear? Frosty the klansman is dreaming of a whites only christmas.

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.
You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019