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the Hawley

That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.
Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?
by BhettyBhoop July 22, 2022
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Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.
He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.
by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021
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The Haley Curse

People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?
random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so

you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?

random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
by Haley Activist April 24, 2021
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the Harley Davidson

whilst your partner is on all fours, you insert your thumb into their starfish. Once this is done, you rotate your wrist in a manor which resembles the throttle of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
So I was banging this chick doggy style last night, and she gushed great volumes when I gave her the Harley Davidson
by JAFCO December 14, 2011
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the hawkeye

When you are about to cum and you ejaculate on a nerf dart and shoot it at your partners forehead
After the new Avengers movie, my girlfriend and I preformed The Hawkeye and she was so pissed
by Beast.yeast April 8, 2019
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polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
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riding the harley

When you are stroking two cocks off into your mouth
That guys is riding the Harley like a beast
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
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