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Doing The Josh Hawley 

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.
He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

The Haley Curse 

People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?
random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so

you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?

random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse

the Harley Davidson 

whilst your partner is on all fours, you insert your thumb into their starfish. Once this is done, you rotate your wrist in a manor which resembles the throttle of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
So I was banging this chick doggy style last night, and she gushed great volumes when I gave her the Harley Davidson
the Harley Davidson by JAFCO December 14, 2011

the hawkeye 

When you are about to cum and you ejaculate on a nerf dart and shoot it at your partners forehead
After the new Avengers movie, my girlfriend and I preformed The Hawkeye and she was so pissed
the hawkeye by Beast.yeast April 8, 2019

polish the Harley 

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
polish the Harley by mkb000 March 29, 2010

riding the harley 

When you are stroking two cocks off into your mouth
That guys is riding the Harley like a beast
riding the harley by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017