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the grassy knoll

The hill by Emerson Lake in High River. Named by Wayne Fleury and his band of misfits and merrymakers.
Lets go chill at the grassy knoll in the van.
the grassy knoll by jollydestroyer February 26, 2008

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun 

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.
Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

mowing the grassy knoll 

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.
Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?