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the grassy knoll

The hill by Emerson Lake in High River. Named by Wayne Fleury and his band of misfits and merrymakers.
Lets go chill at the grassy knoll in the van.
the grassy knoll by jollydestroyer February 26, 2008

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun 

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.
Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

mowing the grassy knoll 

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.
Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026