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The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.
Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
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Running the Gambit

A mens group consisting of more than 2, but less than 4. All of which utilize a prescribed instrument in such a manner to emphasize the better things in life. Such as "Admiral Nelson", or an awesome "Club Sugarland".

Running the Gambit is about as awesome as mediocrity can offer, or afford.
"These guys sound like they're Running the Gambit"
"That's because you're high"
by One of the three. In a bar March 11, 2010
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Run the gambit

A phrase mistakenly used by people who do not know 1) what a "gambit" is and 2) that the correct phrase is "run the gamut."
My musical interests run the gambit from rock to classical.
by TiredAndProbablyHungry February 3, 2022
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The DINI Gambit

A magestic scheme played by a user who unintentionally blunders, but then suddenly finds an insane checkmate.
This game is lost... SIKE, I LIED, THE DINI GAMBIT HAS YOUR CHESS FRIED.
by nuclearkoalabear April 8, 2021
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The Orange Gambit

Referring to the tragedy at Badekar Monastery 1564:
Due to a racially & religously motivated hate crime, 27 cases of lost life in a dispacable act of mass murder.

The perpetrator are believed to have flown into a violant rage after game of degenerate gambling. Nothing else is known about the perpetrators except that they continously shouted "Orange Gambit" during the game. Bystanders of the crime report hearing it continiously for a period of around 1h & 20m untill it was abruptly stopped by screams and gunshots.

It is believed this was a racially and religously motivated crime due to that 25 out of the 27 victims were of the Chucku people.
(During a game of Horse Racing")
Person 1: "I'm going to bet on the Orange Horse, let's call it the Orange Gambit."

Person 2: "Let's go! ORANGE GAMBIT!"

Person 3: "No way dude! Have you not heard of the tragedy at Badekar Monastery 1564?"
by OrangeGambit July 9, 2022
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The Ross Gambit

A complex, higher level chess endgame maneuver in which the winning player sets up an unnecessary stalemate. Its primary use is in matches where a draw is more advantageous than a win. Originally scoffed at by modern players, the depth and creativity of the Ross Gambit is now hailed by chess theoreticians worldwide. The Ross Gambit is classified under post-pre-modern chess endgame strategies.
In the infamous game of "Ross's Folly" (McCarthy v. Crutcher, 2010), Ross McCarthy narrowly pulled out a draw against the near-vanquished Ian Crutcher. McCarthy's success in creating a stalemate when Crutcher had nearly achieved defeat is the first documented instance of The Ross Gambit.
by thug4lyf November 9, 2010
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the snake gambit

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
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