The Everett

When two girls scissor and one girls vaginal area migrates back towards the anal area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the vagina of the former scissor-er. Then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.

Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.

So the other night, my girlfriend farted in my pussy... That was a weird quief; it sounded like The Everett.

by Trlgd October 21, 2011

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everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.

Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog

by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020

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everett the stinker

a little creature who drools over old men or something

"omg,, is that everett the stinker?"
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."

by untangy May 1, 2025

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The Mount Everest Sexpedition

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.

Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

by I_got_dem_snapples_beckyyyyyyy March 15, 2011

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