The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
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Benny: " Did you hear what happened at Lennys?"
Tony: " Fuck no, what happened? "
Benny: " A few guys decided to rip him off I guess"
Tony: " How the fuck did they manage to get into Lennys? There must be a dozen guys in there all the time with shot guns"
Benny: " They pulled the door crasher"
Tony: "Fuck eh?"
Benny: " Ya, now Ryders dead, same with Carl, and T-Bone. Im not sure about Torino."
Tony: " Fuck no, what happened? "
Benny: " A few guys decided to rip him off I guess"
Tony: " How the fuck did they manage to get into Lennys? There must be a dozen guys in there all the time with shot guns"
Benny: " They pulled the door crasher"
Tony: "Fuck eh?"
Benny: " Ya, now Ryders dead, same with Carl, and T-Bone. Im not sure about Torino."
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