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the control

somebody who thinks they have it all, and likes to interfere with other people's affairs; a gossip; a person who thinks the whole world revolves around them.
you're such a control!; she's such a control!; the control has been interfering.. AGAIN; etc.
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ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny
by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022
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men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
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I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.
Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!
by moonchild716 April 9, 2011
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the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006
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Cajun people control the police of Louisiana

Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.
Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 7, 2020
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Control the Beast

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum
Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here
by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018
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