The Columbo

When you shoot a load into a girls face and tag her eye causing it to be lazy.

I gave Tiffany a facial and she caught it in her eye. She ended up with the Columbo look for a day.

by Pineapple trombone November 20, 2025

the columbo dimension

the REDACTED is a very REDACTED place compared to the basement of REDACTED. there are REDACTED know survivors and the location of this is precisely at REDACTED.

john: hey have you seen the Columbo dimension
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john: you can't say that on stream!

by IntruderAlert October 1, 2021

The Columbia

The spacecraft that crashed on Jan. 30, 2003. There were seven people on boarda nd because I'm from Texas everyone is still making a big deal out of this.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.

So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.

by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009

the columbian beanpicker

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008

The Columbian Exchange

When two gay men engage in anal intercourse, and one comes inside the others anal passage and then procededs to suck the semen back out.

He was a firm supporter of the columbian exchange.

by I am J3sus December 6, 2006

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010