The Chad

A quirky character from Charlies Angels played by Tom Green.

There is only one captain of this love boat, and that is The Chad. -Tom Green

by Chad November 12, 2003

the chad

Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.

Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.

by MaxP0wer September 2, 2006

The Chad

An extremely well groomed male with an average size male penis. The Chad is 6’4, has a six pack, is extremely well mannered and respectful, and is really good at soccer. He has a vision impairment, ticklish balls, and a lust for travel. If you ever come across The Chad, count your lucky stars - cause there’s only one out there.

The Chad always opens the door for me when we go on dates

by Olly Browny December 4, 2018

THE CHAD

Chad Warner aka "THE CHAD" is a supremely athletic and talented midfielder playing for the Sydney Swans in the Australian Football League, and was drafted to the Swans with pick19 of the 2019 AFL draft. THE CHAD Makes Patrick Dangerfield, Dustin Martin and Lachie Neale look like your average bogun from the local under 16s comp. Handsom, strong and fast, THE CHAD is an all consuming force when he takes the field, he marks, kicks, tackles, crashes packs, crushes dreams and breaks womens heart everywhere.

THE CHAD breaks from the pack, takes a bounce, runs to 50 meters and smashes the ball right thorugh the sticks for his 7th goal for the night

THE CHAD is making Dustin Martin look like Zav Dawson

THE CHAD is the 2021 AFL rising star

THE CHAD is the 2021 Brownlow Medallist

THE CHAD is the 2021 Norm Smith Medallist

by bushyfromoz April 7, 2021

The Chad

The leader of a well organized cult, often associated closely with binge drinking promiscuity and sodomy. Often viewed as an Legend through out the national guard. Though many out side of the military have had heard tales of his exploits.

Often stories of little johnny are followed by real life stories of "The Chad"

The Chad stories Include midgets partial amputees and the blind, only to name a few.

by Indomitable January 7, 2012

The Chad Nerd

The Chad Nerd is someone who is an Absolute Chad who excels at everything he sets his mind to and is highly respected by others. He knows how to talk to women and makes many friends. He has many nerdy and geeky tendencies and quirks (like enjoying reading, being on Discord 24/7, speedrunning etc.), but has many Chad-like qualities nonetheless.

Man 1: Wow, Elijah acts like such a Chad but he's so nerdy and dorky too. Wtf do we call that?

Man 2: IDK, I guess The Chad Nerd?

Man 1: Yeah, that sounds pretty apt.

by Infinit3Dreams January 7, 2021

the chad green mage

the chad green mage is a YouTuber with a small amount of subsriber but he had sex more that you

guy 1: hey you see the new" the chad green mage " video?
guy2: yea is the best video ever made

by djsjdj August 12, 2021