The Crane

When a woman is giving you a hand job and she has a crane like looking hand in which she straightens all of her fingers downwards towards the head of the penis. Then strocks the head of the penis with the head bobbing up and downwards hitting the palm.

Dude. That handjob sucked. All the bitch did was give me The Crane. Fuck The Crane!

by Willy Diesel April 18, 2008

The Crane

While doing a woman doggy style, the man grabs her arms and pulls them back lifting her in the air(appearing to look like a crane). He then procedds to swing her around the room knocking things to the ground and running her into walls, TV, dresser, CD's etc.. Unlike the wrecking ball you do not have to leave a hole in the wall.

I can't come over I have to clean up because I broke my tv last night while using the crane with that Hussy.

by Tow Truk August 20, 2007

The Crane Wives

The best band of all time. An indie-folk band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, they describe themselves as "home grown indie-folk outfit from Grand Rapids, Michigan that defies musical stereotypes." Sounds kinda pretentious, but they're a great band.

My favorite song by The Crane Wives is Hollow Moon.

by Rennie22 October 6, 2020

The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.

Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?

by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009

The Crane Game

When a person inserts a tampon into their anus and ties a loop in the string and tries to pick up objects and carry them to a specific location without dropping said object.

Sammy's mom and I were playing the crane game and Sammy's mom tried to pick up a lava lamp when she fell on it. Needless to say that wasn't the only thing to go in her ass that day.

by contr0l July 26, 2008

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

call in the crane

Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.

That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.

by marcodovi July 7, 2016