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The B bob 

1. Going down on a teacher to pass a class if one is in danger of failing; 2. to avoid having to do a particularly difficult or time-consuming assignment or project or; 3. to eliminate having to do any work outside of class and only needing to put forth a minimal, "for show" effort while in the classroom.

Quite different from grade rape, the goal of the B bob is to avoid attracting unwanted attention from parents, peers or administrators who might raise an eyebrow at an unexpected and uncharacteristic grade increase. With that in mind, the teacher in question is not asked or expected to give the student an "A" for services rendered, but instead a nice, safe, not-at-all suspicious "B" should appear on the report card.
Krystal has had tons of free time after the B bob on her math teacher.

We all knew Mandy was going to fail until that slut pulled the B bob on Mr. Jahnke last week.

Baylie is practically flaunting not having to do the research project, that teacher's petter bitch better STFU and not shut down the B bob bonanza for the rest of us.

We all figured Monica was just a teacher whore because she seemed so innocent, so we were a little surprised when her BFF got drunk and revealed her B bob secret.

Listening to Melissa go on in detail about the B bob on her English teacher, I was half expecting to hear the tree fiddy line, but it seems she was legit.
The B bob by mandymoshottimus March 18, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007