the 91

A freeway in southern California that always seems to have tons of traffic

There's always a traffic jam on the 91.

by thisby July 1, 2006

91.5 The Beat

A southern Ontario, Canada radio station that only has a catalog of about 10 songs each month.

Dude, I heard that new Brittany Spears song three times on 91.5 The Beat during the car ride to school. WTF.

by RyanDoubleYou May 7, 2009

The 911

When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"

"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"

"The 911 made me a republican!"

"4 stars raves George Segal"

by Laquanda Shaneesha Chautauqua Jones December 11, 2006

the 911

When you have sex in a police car, a fire truck, and an ambulance all in the same night

Me and my girl wanted to try something really crazy, so last night, we did the 911

by jv4life_13 October 17, 2011

The 911

A sex positions in which the man has to ram 2 tall New York women and make them both collapse in 5 minutes

Hey you wanna try The 911?

by End my existance December 21, 2020

get the 911

To attain the details of a friends drama that is of a personal nature however does not require uniformed service including an ambulance, fire, or PD

I can't talk about your break up right now so I'll get the 911 from ya after work.

by KT1970 November 19, 2013

915 Motherfuckers, the

Upstanding individuals from the area under a former area code 915 which is in the petroplex of West Texas.

Damn, homes that's just how the 915 Motherfuckers roll, bitch! That's Right!

by Statesman Ho May 1, 2005