Probably the most ghetto school in 'sauga. Also known as Weedlands because of all the stoners who go there.
Thank god I don't go to the Woodlands. That school's fuckin ghetto...
by #1RaptorsFan April 2, 2005
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The Woodlands is made up of mainly scene kids, skater, gangsters, anime freaks and preps, that's about it. There's a REALLY ghetto part, where Wilkerson Intermediate and Knox Junior High schools are, and then it's also home to one of the top 2 schools in the nation, College Park. Everyone hangs out at the mall and a LOT of people live in appartments. There's a mix of very low class people and extremely high class. It's not exactly a great place to visit if you're a tourist but living here is tight. everywhere you go youll see atleast one scene person. If you wear a lot of abercrombie or hollister you're considered a whore. Girls lose their virginity when they're 14. Other namesare: Weedlands, Hoodlands.
Man, that Rachel girl is such a whore! Ever since she moved to The Woodlands she's fucked every guy in the school.

I know! I heard she had sex with Harris last night, and right after that, Ryan!

What a slut.
by McCulloughKid June 28, 2009
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Town full of Rich Assholes who fuck their little sisters friends nightly. Where all kids have been drunk and/or high by the age of 12. Where FUCK UPS go to feel cool. The Highschool has everything and is full of arrogant bitches that dont know how to actually do things for themselves, instead of other people doing stuff for them, Known for failing TAKS, and worst scores in Texas on the ACT/SAT. Basicly a bunch of RICH, DUMB AS ALL FUCK, SPOILED, DICK LOVING CUM SWAPPERS that originally settled in the same area so they can they can get high and suck each others dicks nightly.
(Your Driving and some dick cuts you off in a BMW)

"Boy what da fuck? This aint the Woodlands!"
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The term Woodland is a description of someone who has certain unique appearances or behaviour that relates to a good ole' bush! Preferably things that are brown, green or if it makes a hooting sound.
A : How come you're eyes are so Woodland?
B : I guess it's beause they're a beautiful muddy shade of mahogany.
by Snack-a-doodle-do June 10, 2009
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1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
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an area of the San Fernando Valley
located north of LA.
It is filled with snotty kids, large houses, many persians, and rich white kids.

Taft highschool, and El Camino high school are located in Woodland Hills
do you live in the 818?
YEAABOIIII REPPIN WOODLAND HILLS
THA GHETTO
by FOOOL! October 28, 2008
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