if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
washing machine theory
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A sex move used within anal sex, in which the person give the anal sex spins his penis around inside the receiver of the anal. And then pulls out to find his penis has fecal matter on it.
Dude, I used the Rusty Washing Machine on this chick last night and it was gross!
by Maury Povich Numbah Two March 7, 2010
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washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES
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An adorable Korean pop music(Kpop) YouTuber which makes fan fictions,edits, and reaction videos.
"Fandom" name is "Fishies" because we are her little fishies.
Shes also an EXO and BTS fan which are Korean Boy Bands.
Friend: Who's "Jamless washing machine"
Me: Shes an adorable Kpop YouTuber
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When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town
Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine
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A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please
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A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
by Gern B. Blanston March 31, 2011
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