Van Gogh!

The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!

Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.

Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!

by vamos a la playa December 31, 2013

van gogh

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

by oaul March 19, 2007

van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

by ZAk March 24, 2005

Van Gogh

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.

Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!

by This is just a pseudonym November 11, 2021

Van Goghing

Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"

Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....

by bLazeni May 1, 2010

van Gogh

(v) To ejaculate into a person's ear.

Dude, my filthy pig for a girlfriend let me van gogh her last night.

by Seth22 May 19, 2006

Van Gogh

During the course of a girl performing filacio and nearing the state of climax, the male distracts the girl, causing her to remove her mouth from the male's penis and turn her head. At this moment, the male then finishes by ejaculating in the ear that is closest to his penis.

Yo man how was last night with that jont?

Dude, it was awesome! She gave me head!

Oh for real, good shit. How did it go down?

Well as she was going down, before I nut I was like, "Yo look over there!" Then she turned her head and I Van Gogh'd the shit out of her!

LMAO! Nice job man. I'm proud of you dog. Keep it hood nigga.

by realtalkjuggie February 24, 2012