Train wreck

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and she begins to shit and your penis and the shit collide giving the Train wreck affect.

dude i fucked Jill in the ass, and it was a fucking Train Reck.

by Cmac May 1, 2004

Train Wreck

When you stick your dick inside a girl's (or guy's) asshole right when they start to take a shit.

GUY1: Dude I was fucking this chick last night, but she started to take a dump right when we were doin it, so I train wrecked that bitch! The only bad thing was that I had to wash my dick like crazy.
GUY2: Haha tha- wait, what??

by Travito March 28, 2009

train wreck

In music, when a live song just begins to fall apart and the musicians are all playing the wrong thing. This results in everyone stopping the song and just being like "Dude, we messed up".

Did you hear that crappy Emo band last night? They couldn't even play. Halfway into the song the drummer sped up like crazy, and the bass player followed him, but the guitarist didnt. It was a total train wreck.

by thedrummer June 28, 2006

train wreck

A woman whom is unattractive, fat and old and possesses the characteritics of a train wreck on her face in the form of moles, zits and imperfections.

After about 12 beers, Juan was totally into Maria, but the guys knew
that she was a train wreck and he would think the same too when he wote up with her the next morning.

by Dre April 7, 2005

train wreck

When running train on a girl, every guy has to finish somewhere on her body, leaving her a disgusting mess, just like a train wreck.

We ran train on this girl and we finished all over the place. It was a train wreck.

by tonyyyyy April 25, 2007

train wreck

When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.

1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!

by iknowfrompersonalexperiences July 22, 2010

Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

by Nerd Flanders January 23, 2009