The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.
‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan
by The Hoff 75 September 15, 2022
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Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day
I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite
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I'll give but don't do it too me

I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)
Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion
by brafy May 10, 2022
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When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
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