Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
by joe9999999 September 1, 2007
a small school in southern new jersey 15 minutes from atlantic city. it shouldn't be called a college because it really is high school due to the excessive drama. People at stockton aren't serious about school and just drink all week and blast loud music in the courts. oh and everyone can't forget the soccer players who think they are the shit..they should be constantly reminded that they play for a division III school.
by stockton soccer player March 19, 2005
Fighting style named for the home town of UFC's Nick Diaz: Stockton, CA - America's 8th most miserable city. The Stockton Style is most properly applied to professional fighters, however, it can be applied to any team/contestant that boasts about superior skill while making disparaging remarks about the opponent, and then proceeds to get embarrassingly demolished.
Key features include, but are not limited to, the following:
Pompous self promotion
Alleging cheating of your opponent with no evidence
Failing a drug test scheduled more than 6 months in advance
Mocking an opponent during competition for using a sound, winning strategy
Insisting on superior skill following a highly publicized defeat
Threatening to retire following a highly publicized defeat
Publicly admitting to felonies for no reason
Key features include, but are not limited to, the following:
Pompous self promotion
Alleging cheating of your opponent with no evidence
Failing a drug test scheduled more than 6 months in advance
Mocking an opponent during competition for using a sound, winning strategy
Insisting on superior skill following a highly publicized defeat
Threatening to retire following a highly publicized defeat
Publicly admitting to felonies for no reason
Person 1: Did you see Diaz get destroyed in that fight the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, no one's better at the Stockton Style than him!
Person 2: Yeah, no one's better at the Stockton Style than him!
by Georges St. Pierre March 18, 2013
Coach James has Stockton Syndrome with tonight’s game. He believes we are unbeatable even though the other team is undefeated this season.
by Doolf June 25, 2023
by eagles15 April 11, 2016
Jacob can be a little wankstain but I really do love him as my mate , I remember when we all slept in my back garden in a tent and he pissed in a lucozade bottle and threw it over someone's fence .
by Toby mcgurk November 22, 2021