When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.
Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.
by greencat420 July 10, 2011
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In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.
Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win
by BabyLayla December 13, 2019
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Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 26, 2018
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Mostly said in CSGO to people who are low ranked to people who are "low ranked"
Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill

That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016
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A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.
"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."
by Lee1965 February 21, 2015
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The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.
Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.
by Scrobichrist December 11, 2015
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Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.
"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."
by DFL20003000 February 26, 2014
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