the state in which you are seeing dots all over, and it is interrupting your vision, and its blocking what's in front of you. in this case, when you try to grab a piece of cheese, you may accidentally grab a condom
A (the kid whos having a seizure): hey, did I just grab a pickle? I'm having a seizure so I can't tell
B: bro... that's my dick
B: bro... that's my dick
by roro/ March 23, 2022
When a man or boy attempts to finger a virgin woman or girl. She reacts in extremely fast twitching motions as if she was having a seizure.
Dude, Me and Her were touching each other and i tried to touch on her junk.""yah bro and?""She started twitching like i gave her a finger seizure.
by Sparky'sGotBack June 9, 2010
when a person keeps saying the same thing but in a paraphrased way in the same argument and his name is Hasan which makes it Hasan seizure. So When people keep shouting the name of Hasan because he is shouting nonsense to the audience that generates the confusement among people (Hasan seizure).
by Karl Ghonsoon June 10, 2021
by moon August 1, 2004
When a woman (or feminine man) girates there gluteus maximus in such a way that resembles a person having a seizure standing upright. At first glance it seems to be a pretty sexy dance move, but upon closer inspection the individual looks quite uncomfortable like they're vigorously shaking an extremely clingy shitlock off of of they assbeard.
A: Hey Secretia. Check out that crazy bootch havin a fit on the dance flo.
B: Damn Laqueefa! That bitch might really be sick or some shit.
A: Nah, she just be havin a massive booty seizure!
C: Michaella are you up for a brief jaunt down to the local disco, I feel a booty seizure coming on.
D: Why yes Bruce, but you must not forget to bring your dance helmet in case you go full on seize and land flat on your perfect little Shnoz.
C:(Poot)
B: Damn Laqueefa! That bitch might really be sick or some shit.
A: Nah, she just be havin a massive booty seizure!
C: Michaella are you up for a brief jaunt down to the local disco, I feel a booty seizure coming on.
D: Why yes Bruce, but you must not forget to bring your dance helmet in case you go full on seize and land flat on your perfect little Shnoz.
C:(Poot)
by Dr. Rockwell March 20, 2010
An icon used on forums or websites, usually 100x100, that features rapidly flashing images. Often this is the same image with different coloured backgrounds or different tints to the image.
by kcocylkraps August 11, 2010
the sudden spasm of the typing hand on the keyboard, causing a jumble of random letters, usually done when a person is bored chatting with someone online, or to avoid a question or difficult situation
Example of a hand seizure used in a situation:
Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"
Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"
Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off
END CHAT
Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"
Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"
Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off
END CHAT
by Demon Bat October 13, 2010