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hand seizure 

the sudden spasm of the typing hand on the keyboard, causing a jumble of random letters, usually done when a person is bored chatting with someone online, or to avoid a question or difficult situation
Example of a hand seizure used in a situation:

Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"

Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"

Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off

END CHAT
hand seizure by Demon Bat October 15, 2010
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the seizure hand 

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.
I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016