A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.
Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"

Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."

Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."
by HEdel October 29, 2014
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Some one who be dressin'
Person 1: you look like a salad
Person 2: why
Person 1: cause you be dressin'
by Saladicious May 18, 2020
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1. a usually cold dish, covered with a dressing;
2. mixtures either arranged or tossed and served with a moist dressing;
3. any herb or green vegetable, as lettuce, used for salads or eaten raw;
4. any mixture or assortment;
5. Talented, Awesome, Gorgeous and Good For The Environment;
B'girl Epitome is Salad!
by Told you so! May 27, 2007
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It's what food eats
What's that girl doing??! Salad is what food eats!
by lampface5 January 2, 2011
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