Poodling

In competitive Roller Derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. The accumulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. A skater who is about to become the "jammer", or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their "major" comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. So... a skater with three minors who is about to be the "jammer" will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.

She's going to be the next jammer, but she's got three minors. She'll probably resort to poodling.

by Doctor George May 20, 2011

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Verb. Also ends in -ing or -ed.

The act of throwing rocks at someone who:
A) completely disgusts you
B) hurt you
C) pisses you off by acting ridiculously

That red-headed fool has pissed me off so badly, I want him to get poodled!

by Sarah[h] December 22, 2008

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v. to poop.

The poop version of piddle (to pee).

I'm sorry I was gone so long...I had to poodle.

I'm sorry the bathroom is stank, I poodled in there.

by TeaPeee September 2, 2012

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A person who annoys you. Someone who won't stop leaving you alone and is always poodling you about things.

Connor: You remember Dwayne?

Strasko: The annoying one in school? Yes, I do.

Connor: Well yesterday he wouldn't stop leaving me alone, he is such a poodle.

Strasko: Yeah he was also poodling me about 2 days ago about me busting down his girlfriend Maria.

by Potato_Masher October 20, 2021

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