by Fearstyle March 11, 2008
An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.
Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.
Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.
Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.
Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
by Eolerich April 1, 2018
When a man or woman can't be bothered or doesn't have the time to shower or do his or her hair that day.
by bizarre1 October 14, 2017
A same gender loving woman who presents as masculine, but also has long hair most often worn in a ponytail.
by Maria Luvcox December 4, 2019
by herluve March 5, 2021
Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.
by Anonymous January 22, 2005
The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.
"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."
"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
by picklefucker August 26, 2013