Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

by DSFish March 17, 2022

pond club

A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.

I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

by PondClubber March 22, 2023

concrete pond

A hillbilly, redneck or country hick meaning of a concrete swimming pool or oversized fountain.

Woo weee, see dat girl swimming in the lil ol concrete pond.

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 8, 2022

Spofford Pond School

A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".

"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!

by Tycho Nose April 12, 2018

Cobble Pond

An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond

Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?

by Mollyyouchampion July 17, 2018

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”

“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night”

by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017