The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 25, 2004
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Surgically altered, squeaky-voiced middle-aged tramp masquerading as a perfect mom/music mogul.
"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."
by clairem May 4, 2007
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I don't like this woman...her sculpted face (crafted by the best of surgeon) gleams evil through her perfect teeth. Whoever sees her as a mother figure or such an entity probably will grow up to murder people. Seriosly twisted evil nasty cow! I hate her voice- like a million screechy evil ants crawling out of her evil remastered vocal chords. She was so nasty to stever out of x factor even though she is devoid of talent. I hope for her mean ways- each of her fluffy dogs chews out her implants and then chokes.
"here comes the wicked witch...which old witch the wicked witch"
by Shamona January 5, 2005
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King Of rock-and-roll, Loves us all. see Black Sabbath
"Did you see the new ozzy video?"
"Yeah, man, IT ROCKS!!!"
by ZHa_Dazigus December 8, 2003
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Widely (and correctly) considered the Godfather of Heavy Metal. ^^' Friendly, easy goin', hella cool and a great guy to know, nobody plays metal better then Ozzy. ;)

Note that popular belief often attributes Ozzy to being a violent, Church-hating wife-beating alcoholist. Nothing could be further from the truth... Ozzy's a friendly guy who loves and supports his family and fans, and one of the few artists of the heavy metal genre who's modest and easy-goin' enough to not take music too seriously ;) (Example, the "wannabe-Anti Christ" Marilyn Manson XP). Black Sabbath rules!
Ozzy's an awesome guy who kicks the asses of all other artists easy. Forget Metallica, Black Sabbath will forever live on! Yeah! ^_~;
by Alhadis August 22, 2004
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Ozzy Rulz....
Rock'N ROLL!!!
God Bless you all!
Ozzy is a sick guy but he plays metal like a god
by Bobby the Blobber July 23, 2003
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ozzy fuckin rules damnit!!!! hes the best ever. the godfather of heavy metal!! even if he died he will always live in the hearts of true fans
me:dude ozzy kix mother fucking ass, bitch!
ozzy: i love you all but you're all fucking mad!
by ozzfan666 August 12, 2003
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