by Derek D. February 16, 2008
A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.
Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"
Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"
Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"
Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
by Victor Felix July 22, 2006
Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."
by Dingleberry Tatas April 28, 2008
the act of busting a load on a girls face, and having it ultimately drip down her chin. the texture of the semen and its elasticity are what create the illusion of eggs, hence the term "chin omelete."
by Nick Long Island November 9, 2004
Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.
If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
by sportster1 July 15, 2006
When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.
by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008