When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017
"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"
by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2022
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by tFluffy October 4, 2022
river/mommy is tall
by spencer404 July 10, 2021
A word used when someone needs to calm down when their temper is too high. It is also used to calm down someone when they are sweating profusely at a video game.
by Demon Dog 4L November 6, 2019