missionary impossible

Start having vaginal intercourse missionary style. Then while doing her missionary flip her around into doggie syle with out! disconnection! This is called Missionary Impossible!

I was doin this girl missionary and i tried missionary impossible but, it really is impossible.

by Avo NAzarian September 20, 2006

missionary fart

When having sex in the missionary position for an extended period of time and your sweaty bodies rubbing together makes a farting noise.

We were going at it so long. I think we missionary farted more times than she orgasmed.

by I'm A Dirty White Boy August 5, 2009

Dirty Missionary

This is best used after you've worked your ass off in the hot sun all day. When banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. Thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady's face and creates the experience of the "dirty missionary".

Amanda: I love you watching you work in the yard all day -Can I get you anything?

Jay: How about some hot sex right now?

Amanda: I think we can do that

While going at it - Jay sticks his left armpit into Amanda's face

Amanda: Oh that's gross!

Jay: It's not gross - it's the Dirty Missionary!

by richardstarkey February 25, 2013

missionary kick

Two women using their big toes to pleasure eachother

After a great night thr lesbians had some fun using the missionary kick.

by sealav December 21, 2014

pseudo-missionary

Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.

Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*

by bkdfl;skg;fsdlgksd March 31, 2010

Master of Missionary

Big C is the master of missionary, his unfathomable sexual conquests with the russian kitchen shake the very core of the earth itself. He is so unbelievably skilled at missionary that no sexual act can rival it, not even the Alaskan Pipeline

"All hail the Master of Missionary, we are nothing in this presence"- Jesus M:42 vibing with Roboute Gulliman

by Kheyan February 28, 2020

Missionary Dece

Missionary Dece is a a sexual habit where the man strictly has intercourse in the missionary position and that position only.

Last night my boy pulled a missionary Dece.

by BigNateDog July 26, 2020