by Fucktard Penisface November 2, 2019
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by Chickehxjdhdkx September 3, 2022
Landon is a tall, handsome white boy. Typically, Landon will have about an 8.1 inch dick. Although tall, white and skinny, Landon’s have the dick of an African American. Landons are nice and caring, however, they are very manipulative by nature. They don’t have much drive, just big dicks and manipulative tendencies.
by 8long.shlong1 October 24, 2018
Landon is dangerous. Not because he's a bad person, but because he's simultaneously funny, kind, and a great listener, as well as being super hot. Landon will fuck with your mind. He'll make you think you like him when you are friends and he's dating your other friend. You'll invite Landon too a party, and he'll leave the party he's already at to hang out with his lower-social status friends. He seems like a douche until you get to know him. He teases you and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is a player, but once he finds someone he likes then he treats them like royalty. He is an great kisser. Landon is amazing, and any girl would be lucky to date him.
I really want Landon back, he was great.
You're so lucky that you're dating Landon!
I wish I could date a Landon.
You're so lucky that you're dating Landon!
I wish I could date a Landon.
by Pipinpatalopsacopolis November 5, 2016
Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)
Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.
by SVT February 23, 2005