The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

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Lee hog

Massive pedo who touches his bald dog (ryley) very innapropriatly and ejacuates in ryleys eyes

“I just did a Lee hog” meaning I just committed unfathomable acts to a bald dog

by Pedo man July 17, 2023

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Hogging

When you and your boys go out on a Saturday night and try to bone the ugliest girl they can find. The winner is the guy with the ugliest girl.

As juniors at Penn State, my roommates and I went hogging every Saturday night - starting at Players and finishing at the Rathskeller. Zake won by boning a girl with an eyepatch and backne.

by The Real Upper Decker November 3, 2017

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hogging

being a fat fuck and taking all of the macarons at the party even though people tell you

"asshole you keep hogging any kind of macaron they bake"

by Beastmaw August 25, 2022

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Hogging

To show toms penis, usually sent through a text or fax to someone unexpectedly to cause a euphoric response

I ate dinner then layed around hogging people all night. If it wasn’t for that hogging I received the other day i never would of got a chance to see toms veiny hog.

by Hogsy normis August 4, 2023

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