Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

Goonerism

An Arsenal fan talking a load of shite.

One in ten Arsenal fans talks as much shite as the other nine is considered to be a true Goonerism.

by Goonbater August 1, 2020

gooners

Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.

Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.

by Liam Thomas May 5, 2007

Gooner

A gooner is a massive fan of the YouTube video essay creator mainly know for his iceberg videos and his second channel to which he posts gaming videos to.

Person A: Did you see wendigoon's new video yet?
Person B: Of course I saw it man you know I'm a gooner

by EstabanLemonIce October 19, 2023

gooner

Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.

That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!

by arsenalsucks September 4, 2011

Gooner

A person connected in any way with north London outfit Arsenal. Many campaigns have been fought for the name to be changed to 'London French' due to the team's large Gallic contingent. Their main rivals in London are Tottenham and Chelsea, although many Gooners hate Man Utd with equal venom.

I hate those Gooner scum.

by Dave Blyth July 15, 2005

gooner

A midget or dwarf who is mentally retarded

Dude, Jon or Josh did you guys see that gooner running down the street?

by Kris Lev October 8, 2006