Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 26, 2010

Web footed chicken

Sea gull

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh

by Materlizard February 27, 2018

Lori Light footed

When one person or persons look to have the appearance of a struck match

Quan looks Lori Light footed, after a day at the beach.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

No shoe foot

When you have no shoes but socks on

Person 1: “I walked through the park no shoe foot.
Person 2: “shoe.”

by urmyudi May 16, 2022

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

Sneak Foot

A recreational activity, usually played in water, where one player attempts to "sneak" their toes into the opening of the other player's rectum.

After little Derek's emergency hemorrhoid repair surgery, sneak foot was banned from the city's public pool.

by ricecracker February 4, 2010

Potato foot

When you eat a giant plate of cheesy potatoes and your foot goes numb

Mary couldn’t make her soccer game because she had a bad case of potato foot

by vnthegreatest October 22, 2017