Flavor of the month

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.

Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

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