A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.
Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.
by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017
The weirdest faggot of them all, he will chase you with a purple dildo, and if you get him mad, for however long he was mad, thats how long hell chase you naked
by shohn hodges February 6, 2018
(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
I didn't want to tell my girlfriend I wanted to break up with her, so I gave her a Detroit Dumpling so she would break up with me.
by King of Detroit August 6, 2013
He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard September 20, 2008
The act of touching or caressing a person's feces as it is being excreted for the purpose of sexually gratifying either partner. Occasionally misheard as "rub her dumpling", but is not gender specific.
Last night my girlfriend got me to give her a Rubber Dumpling, I had to shower afterward but it got her so hot it was worth it.
by TheNord December 31, 2010
by Brandon St Randy April 22, 2009