The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high
Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever
by Deva November 8, 2012
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adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.
by Aldo February 6, 2005
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A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.
Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
by lukashnsn5 August 31, 2011
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referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty
by BIlly the Poet March 7, 2009
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A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.

The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.

Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch
Corey: That nicole is such a couch.
KJ: I know I wish I was a couch like her.
by Uggin November 18, 2008
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Verb: to take a quick nap, especially just before or just after a big event
Emmy's all-night party is tonight, so I'm gonna go couch for a while. Tell me if anyone calls.
by Megsi May 21, 2005
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