Chive

Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)

What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.

Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.

by JunkFX February 9, 2012

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Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?

See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)

by Roxanne Pearls March 17, 2016

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Chivee will bring a bomb of happiness and laughter into your life. His presence is always a must because he brings life to any place he goes. He has the most banging hair known to mankind. Girls, if you think you have nice hair.. you obviously haven't met a Chivee! He has the eyes of romance and with them he can tell you his feelings without saying a single word. His heart of gold can be taken for granted by some but he will remain loyal to those. He is warm blooded. Girls, if you need that wolf in your life get at a Chivee because you will never suffer during cold days/nights. His hands are as soft as a baby's bottom and his nails are smooth as can be. He is a master of sweets and baking treats. He is an honest lover and any girl that has a slight chance to be his girl should consider herself lucky to the bones! The time spent with him is that of a lifetime. Sorry boys but once a girl kisses the lips of Chivee, that one romantic moment you shared with her in the past is literally six feet underground. A kiss from him will replace a girls first kiss. Yes, it is that amazing of a spark! His lips share his world with you and nothing seems to matter. It could be 2012 and the world could be coming to an end but if you're kissing Chivee, everything would be out of tune from your ears and irrelevant. He makes girls fall in love with his smile and might I add he has a pretty cute booty.

I once knew a Chivee, He is unforgettable.

His hair is banging! He must be a Chivee!

by lady of blind love October 12, 2010

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Chive

A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.

"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."

"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."

"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."

by Dharma Midget February 13, 2015

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Chive On

A Phrase made famous by the popular website, "www.TheChive.com" (probably the best site in the world). It means stay the course no matter what. Chive On refers to the mutual understanding between Chivers on how to go about life, regardless of all the assholes, douchebags, posers, etc, who might fuck it up from time to time. it's also stronger in the sense that it unites people who share similar opinions or tastes or those who just like to see crazy shit as it happens - it's an underground social network, a family

Chivette: man all these assholes at the bar kept hitting on me when i just wanted to enjoy my drink with some friends.
Chiver: Sometimes you've just gotta stop worrying about them and focus on the great friends you have in your life... Chive On :-)

by J**E-Fuckin'-O**R December 5, 2011

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