When you rub both of your hands back and forth on your dick like making a campfire, works best while watching pornhub.
by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019
When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.
Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*
by JimDSG September 19, 2016
A bubbling hot tub, in which (Southern) Californians gather around (but not in!) in the brutal 65 degree winters to keep warm. Also, "stoking" the California campire is to turn the jets back on.
by The Rilz February 5, 2010
The Navy Campfire is a sexual act which involves igniting your partner's flatulence then proceeding to have anal intercourse with them.
My wife was pretty gassy tonight so we decided to experiment with the Navy Campfire with mixed results.
by hot_fun_in_the_summertime December 5, 2009
When you take a shit outside and some solid turds come out first to make the logs, and then a pile of diarrhea is splattered on top to look like the flames, the steam coming off looks like the smoke
by Mrv3 January 11, 2014
When you’re eating cheese balls and collect cheese dust in your fingers, but then proceed to finger blast your significant other with said cheese dust still caked on your fingers.
It’s been a long night, so let’s settle by the fire with this 1 lb. container of cheese balls and have a Jefferson Campfire.
by Squirt McDoodle June 11, 2023
When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.
Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014